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  No. 299890 [PM]

This weekend I found out there was a new batman movie through seeing this car in fortnite
It's a cool car, that's all. I'm not going to watch the movie unless you guys tell me to but I haven't seen the old ones either

  No. 299891 [PM]

did u see joker ?

  No. 299892 [PM]

don't watch capeshit lol

  No. 299893 [PM]

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>>299891
>>299892
No I'm just here for this car
It's cool as fuck

  No. 299894 [PM]

The most recent Batman movies have been awful. Last good Batman movies were the Dark Knight trilogy.

  No. 299895 [PM]

>>299894
I tried to watch one of the more recent films and got so bored I turned it off and put on PBS

  No. 299896 [PM]

but of a stretch to call it “new”
I thought it was pretty good

  No. 299897 [PM]

>>299896
Yeah I figured you'd enjoy it.

  No. 299898 [PM]

>>299893
i mean the incel joker movie w/ joaquin pheonix

dat was ok

  No. 299899 [PM]

>>299898
Yeah
That wasn't "The Batman" which is one of the worst DC films of all time.

TBH the Joker Sequel was 10 times better than "The Batman". Paul Dano is an insufferable faggot.

  No. 299900 [PM]

>>299899
Paul Dano is typecast as an insufferable faggot because he is one.
"Little Miss Sunshine" and being the bottom fag bitch on "There Will Be Blood" is his what, top accolades?

  No. 299901 [PM]

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>>299898
Idk what that is and I'm not joking
I remember the memes tho

  No. 299902 [PM]

>>299901
One of the best DC films ever, the OG Joker movie. It also made plenty of losers seethe, like the idiots who found Jared Leto the sissy bitch to be a good Joker.

  No. 299903 [PM]

>>299902
Tell me which movies should I watch odybro
I haven't seen any of them so order is appreciated

  No. 299904 [PM]

>>299902
I'm not sure which most recent DC choice was the most faggy and cocksucking bullshit, Leto, Pattison or Dano. Ezra Miller was a fucking poz choice too.

  No. 299905 [PM]

>>299903
joker (2019)

(that's it)

  No. 299906 [PM]

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>>299902
>>299905

  No. 299907 [PM]

>>299903
Joker is an amazing movie. The OG trilogy of the Dark Knight is good. The 90s campy batman films with Clooney and Michael Keaton are just superior works of cinema compared to the Pattison zoomer slop.

  No. 299908 [PM]

Sometimes I feel bad about being a DC/Image/TopCow fan. Then I remember the Marvel universe is ruled by literal Disney adult faggots and I feel at peace with the world.

  No. 299909 [PM]

lol the zoomer batman has zendaya the mystery meat disney bitch innit
literal consoomer tier shit

  No. 299911 [PM]

>>299909
Finally some good racism, happy to see you unearth that

  No. 299918 [PM]

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>>299899
“one of the worst DC films of all time”

you are delusional lol

DC has tons and tons of terrible movies, the Batman is not one of them

  No. 299919 [PM]

>>299909
what are you even talking about
zendaya isn’t in any batman movie

  No. 299928 [PM]

>>299919
You are right Adamy you caught me fibbing

  No. 299929 [PM]

>>299919
>>299928
🤔

  No. 300216 [PM]

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All batman movies are capeshit, Nolan trilogy is absolutely overrated, cool visuals but pretentious as fuck when it's literally capeshit with poor dialogs, bad pacing, and unnecesarilly long and tedious.

>>299905
For once Ozma is correct, Joker (2019) is the only genuinely honestly sincerely good capeshit movie but because it's basically Taxi Driver if he was some staffas anus tier mentally ill man instead of some turk poster/italian/brown tier mentally ill man.
Also because it a slightly less plastic and more realistic movie doing minor references inspired in a capeshit universe rather than going all with grown men wearing funny halloween costumes expecting you to take that crap seriously.

Everything else is ass.

Deadpool was ok but it feels slightly cringe at times. I liked it but chances are Huchi won't like it.

I recommend Joker because it's the one capeshit movie I think basically everyone can enjoy.

  No. 300226 [PM]

>>300216
Other than that I can mention a few series I liked:

"The boys" - Makes fun of capeshit and directly shits on Ameri politics and how everything is performative. Shits on republicans but makes valid points imho. You should watch it and I would like to read your opinion unironically.

Oh yeah also Peacemaker is 10/10 capeshit, very funny but also somewhat woke and has this nigger lesbian woman secondary character. It isn't completely centered around making a political discourse like the boys does but shits on rednecks. Political discourse is surface level what you'd expect from a netflix series without dwelling as deep as "the boys". It has obvious left aligned agenda but still a fun watch if you can cope with nigger lesbian and ocassionally making fun of rednecks.

  No. 300227 [PM]

>>300226
Every other capeshit movie feels predictable, plastic and designed for children, manchildren, or manchildren who want to pretend they aren't manchildren.

  No. 300245 [PM]

>>300226
>"The boys" - Makes fun of capeshit and directly shits on Ameri politics and how everything is performative.
I heard about this but I also heard it got taken over by a different director and who injected their own politics into it starting second season. Not going to watch this, the premise doesn't sound interesting in the first place.
>peacemaker
Cena in the funny suit in an alternative reality, right. Heard about it, but it doesn't sound interesting either. Had a fortnite collab too
>Deadpool
I think I have seen this. It's reddit but the biggest problem is that the deadpool style humor was rare in the past and now it's the only style around which makes deadpool itself uninteresting
>I recommend Joker
Think I downloaded it at the night I made this thread and you guys swore on it but idk if I will watch it or not. Heard in the second movie he got buttraped or smth smh lol

  No. 300247 [PM]

capeshit comicshit discussion reminded me of this game, this shit slaps :DDD

  No. 300248 [PM]

>>300245
bruh just watch Taxi Driver or The King of Comedy instead of Joker

  No. 300250 [PM]

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>>300248
I will probably end up not watching anything and playing games instead

  No. 300253 [PM]

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>>300250

  No. 300256 [PM]

>>300248
I sincerely liked Joker more than Taxi Driver.

Taxi Driver felt like something straight out of a turkposter fantasy, Joker felt more relatable tbh.

  No. 300257 [PM]

>>300256
jodie foster no?

  No. 300259 [PM]

>>300256

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>>300245
>Heard in the second movie he got buttraped or smth smh lol
yeah everyone says the second movie is ass and the character was raped literally and metaphorically.
It was obvious it was gonna be trash since they announced Lady Gaga. But the whole schtick of joker finding someone who understands him contradicts the tone the first movie had set.

Still might watch it some day.

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>>300259

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>>300256
Also the soundtrack in the Joker movie is 10/10

  No. 300269 [PM]

>>300266
Taxi Driver music slaps tho

  No. 300271 [PM]

>>300266
taxi driver is jodie foster big break and de niro's really important milestone

the story is pretty cucky but i havent seen any of the jokers

  No. 300278 [PM]

>>300269
It's basic.
Like yeah it's good for an old movie and it matches the vibe, but it's still an Ody tier opinion iyam fam

>>300271
Not wanting to fuck a child is cucky? The rest of the movie guy is basically an incel who doesn't know how to take a no for an answer.

  No. 300279 [PM]

>>300278
no he purposefully fucks up with the main girl

and refused to man up even after becoming a hero

its gay wectoid cucky mentality

  No. 300306 [PM]

>>300279
You are retarded.

Fortune
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

  No. 300307 [PM]

>>300306
you are an aggressor kike

  No. 300310 [PM]

>>300278
>>300226
> "The boys" - Makes fun of capeshit and directly shits on Ameri politics and how everything is performative. Shits on republicans but makes valid points imho. You should watch it and I would like to read your opinion unironically

The comics were overrated, the Amazon series is overrated. They couldn’t make Black Noir a villain because of PC police I guess. Then again I found Watchmen to be overrated, fuck Alan Moore. I will agree to disagree with you as to the worth of this Amazon studios production. I will never understand people who unironically enjoy the Boys, Watchmen or V for Vendetta. Alan Moore’s career is overrated and he literally stole Image IP for Disney/Marvel. He is part of enshitification in the comics world. Br”sh comics is cursed, best they have is Judge Dredd. The fucking francophone comics world is better.

> Oh yeah also Peacemaker is 10/10 capeshit, very funny but also somewhat woke and has this nigger lesbian woman secondary character. It isn't completely centered around making a political discourse like the boys does but shits on rednecks. Political discourse is surface level what you'd expect from a netflix series without dwelling as deep as "the boys". It has obvious left aligned agenda but still a fun watch if you can cope with nigger lesbian and ocassionally making fun of rednecks.


Can’t lie. Never watched it, his character in the suicide sequel was lame ish but not as faggy as the polka dot guy.

> All batman movies are capeshit, Nolan trilogy is absolutely overrated, cool visuals but pretentious as fuck when it's literally capeshit with poor dialogs, bad pacing, and unnecesarilly long and tedious.


Yeah dialogue could be thin, but dialogue is just one aspect of cinema. Set design, now CGI and cast vibes are another. Nolan is always pretentious, it’s one of his calling cards. I will agree to disagree on it being bad pacing. We probably have different views on patience when it comes to movies

Fortune
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

  No. 300311 [PM]

>>300306
>he can’t understand why a woman would reject a pornsick man

Fortune
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course,
I never heard the story before.

  No. 300312 [PM]

>>300311
<She thinks to herself: "What the Hell. What can
happen?" She's always been curious about these pictures
anyway, and - like all women, no matter how intelligent -
she's been raised not to offend her date. A perverse logic
which applies even more in offsetting circumstances like
these.
in the script buddy

he is conscious + he knows he's fucking around with bad limits and of course he fucks around some more

the thing is he knows, not he's innocent and unaware

plus she came to him at the end and he should have follow through instead of not having a relationship with either two main female char

  No. 300313 [PM]

>>300312
How is being “pornsick” innocent? Crazy framing.

Fortune
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

  No. 300314 [PM]

>>300313
<the thing is he knows, not he's innocent and unaware
read this again

  No. 300315 [PM]

> plus she came to him at the end and he should have follow through instead of not having a relationship with either two main female char

Yes. Why doesn’t the man in a delusional haze make the right call? Brilliant analysis!

Fortune
The road to Hades is easy to travel.
        -- Bion

  No. 300316 [PM]

>>300315
he made the right call killing the gang no?

the ending is not that closed though
its kinda open still maybe he could have followed through but its pretty cowardly film/story and character

i am looking at the script and the film atm
ending it like that is very meh, despite foster/de niro's acting

  No. 300321 [PM]

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liam liam or drugswede could have made this work easy

not for the skill issued ones tho

  No. 300326 [PM]

>>300310
>the boys
The series shifts apart greatly from the comics and it's one of those ocassions that's actually good. The og comic is just edgy for the sake of being edgy. The series actually gives the characters a background and has a well written social critique.
Idk who Alan Moore is but I went and wrote ctrl f in his wikipedia and 0 results so what does he have to do here?
You literally made no argument as to why you dislike it other than it drifting away from the comic which you don't seem to like either.

>Can’t lie. Never watched it

Genuinely go ahead lol. I feel like you will or should genuinely enjoy Peacemaker. And I'm not even being condescending, it's a good series and you would probably like it.

>Set design, now CGI and cast vibes are another.

It's unbearable when people jerk to this. Like okay why not just watch Tarkovsky. If I'm watching capeshit I want to have fun, and out of all the capeshit movies/series I ever watched I only had fun watching Deadpool, Peacemaker, and the boys.

  No. 300330 [PM]

>>300245
>by a different director and who injected their own politics into it starting second season
? source?
as far as I know it always was Eric Kripke in every season.
And the first season, hell the first episode was very political. The series always was about corporate greed and a criticism to the military industrial complex.
It's literally cope by low iq trumptards who began watching it and were like yeah fuck the establishment. Then it took them until like season 3 to realize the series was making fun of them when it was making fun of the establishment since day 1 but they didn't think of themselves as the establishment back then.
The series again genuinely does a good criticism but if the premise doesn't sound interesting to you suit yourself.

>Cena in the funny suit in an alternative reality

Watching Peacemaker I realized Cena is unironically a brilliant and hilarious actor. The guy has massive personality and unironically acts amazing and carries the show hard. The premise itself isn't very interesting but the main characters have amazing charm to them. The secondary characters are all cringey and suck though.

>I think I have seen this. It's reddit but the biggest problem is that the deadpool style humor was rare in the past and now it's the only style around which makes deadpool itself uninteresting

Yeah okay, tru

  No. 300333 [PM]

>>300279
The entire premise of Taxi Driver is that the character is sociopathic and does whatever he wants and whatever he thinks is the right thing to do. He sabotages himself as much as Turk Poster sabotages himself in his relationships. Travis just doesn't want to play along what society thinks should be normal and that's a theme across the entire movie.

  No. 300334 [PM]

>>300333
<He sabotages himself as much
dats literally my point here with you and ody, its cucky because its emasculated behaviour

  No. 300335 [PM]

>>300334
Agree to disagree. Don't see what's so emasculated about going against social rules you don't agree with. I won't countryball you but yeah different mentality/uprising ig.

  No. 300336 [PM]

>>300335
thats why its wectoid cucky mentality, because they cant even rise up

  No. 300341 [PM]

>>300336
True, Travis should kowtow to the senator instead of trying to kill him /s

>>300326
> The series shifts apart greatly from the comics and it's one of those ocassions that's actually good. The og comic is just edgy for the sake of being edgy. The series actually gives the characters a background and has a well written social critique.
Idk who Alan Moore is but I went and wrote ctrl f in his wikipedia and 0 results so what does he have to do here?
You literally made no argument as to why you dislike it other than it drifting away from the comic which you don't seem to like either.

I referred to Alan Moore because like the creator of the Boys, they are UK citizens. They both made “politically charged” content that is overrated consoomer shit.

The comic isn’t edgy for the sake of being edgy per say, it’s a satire. But yeah I don’t think the PC police would allow the seven to use Queen Maeve’s cum as a drug or how the gay alien guy is a tranny chasing faggo.

Fortune
I am NOT a nut....

  No. 300342 [PM]

>>300341
no shit kikey

he doesnt rise up and change for the better in any of his relationships with the female leads + doesnt do anything even after achieving something extraordinary



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