Think there's an epic staffas meet up irl party. Everyone is required to bring something along. Here's how I imagine it going:
kgs: bring tesco whiskey, white monster and snacks from lidl, talks about nikola tesla technology, uk single mothers, etc. Soul of the party.
huchi: brings epic goulash and chicken paprikash, red wine and more tesco whiskey. Everyone happy around eating good food. Nigga then chugs two whole bottles to get drunk and curses unintelligbly, appears violent (isn't). Everyone says "go sleep". Huchi: no.
AWW: brings heroine meth and something that looks like ketamine. Does every drug at once. Shits the floor in a corner. Everyone promptly ignores.
Cure Moscow: Brings tea. Drinks silently tea in a corner, doesn't talk with with anyone. Has Resting Bitch Face and appears annoyed. He is ok he isn't annoyed he just is. Leaves party early.
Yenisei: Brings juice. Sits around cure moscow. Is silent.
Ozma: Brings a bag of trash, everyone is annoyed by foul odor. He says it's ok he brang some eggshells to eat. Struggles keeping up with conversation, appears annoyed.
Kotia: Brings GNU laptop. Ozma Yeni and Cure Moscow stick around. Nobody knows what they doing as they don't talk.
Turk Poster: Brings cheap turkish alcohol. Impresses everyone being good speaker. Then tries too hard and shows his body, then does alcohol tricks. Gets drunk very quick on cheap alcohol but acts like he is ok, struggles walking. Harasses Ozma. No one sees them two for a while…
Chino: brings tequila, is at the door but can't enter. Thinks people left him out on purpose but no one heard the door ring. Leaves sad thinking he got pranked, asks misaki for bunny pics to feel better, she says no.
Mexislav: brings weird mead and other strange beverages, gets drunk and talks about women, gets ignored.
Strong Kong: Brings standard beers, makes conversation. The most normal appearing person in the entire place.
Adam: brings gfursuit and some budweisers, absolute party animal.
Liam: is bleeding out in the 2nd floor. Nobody knows what happened, kgs said he already helped him (he ordered him some cigs on uber eats)
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