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Piteå 09/12/26 (Sat) 03:46:07 No. 298234 [PM] [Reply]

bro I bought a fucking VPN so I can escape turkish digital dictatorship and EU vpn ain't letting me goon

fuck white people
fuck europe
fuck EU

freedom my ass no fun allowed
god bless america

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/12/26 (Sat) 03:47:40 No. 298235 [PM]

Ozma should just fag marry you already so you can get a EU passport FFS

Fortune
The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/12/26 (Sat) 03:48:24 No. 298236 [PM]

>>298235
isn't ozma is swiss citizen
he has finland passport tho

think fag marrying in helskinki it would be soo fucking autistic lol

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/12/26 (Sat) 03:49:25 No. 298237 [PM]

>>298236
He’s a Suomi and Swiss citizen
AFAIK he is a dual national but I could be wrong

Fortune
We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:20:05 No. 298206 [PM] [Reply]

Zwiebel

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/12/26 (Sat) 01:47:34 No. 298215 [PM]

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>>298206

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Not A Jew With Trembling Knees 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:32:23 No. 298207 [PM] [Reply]

Wherever Jewish communities find themselves today celebrating Rosh Hashanah, know that I celebrate and will always stand with you and the Zionist entity.

Shanah Tovah!

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:35:06 No. 298208 [PM]

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:42:23 No. 298209 [PM]

Add the banners you lazy polack

Fortune
Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but
when there is no longer anything to take away.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/12/26 (Sat) 00:43:08 No. 298210 [PM]

>>298208
Creepy as fuck

Fortune
    Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month.
According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing
severe marketing anxiety in China.
    The words "Coca-Cola" translate into Chinese as either (depending
on the inflection) "wax-fattened mare" or "bite the wax tadpole".
    Bite the wax tadpole.
    There is a sort of rough justice, is there not?
    The trouble with this fact, as lovely as it is, is that it's hard
to get a whole column out of it. I'd like to teach the world to bite a wax
tadpole. Coke -- it's the real wax-fattened mare. Not bad, but broad
satiric vistas do not open up.
        -- John Carrol, The San Francisco Chronicle

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/11/26 (Fri) 23:02:34 No. 298200 [PM] [Reply]

AWW in Cambodia be like :DDD

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 23:07:19 No. 298201 [PM]

Solomon Paul Carter loves dis type of content

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:23:30 No. 298168 [PM] [Reply]

yesterday I talked to some baddie all night and she ghosted me today
hypergamy is brutal

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:44:30 No. 298179 [PM]

>>298176
Means nothing. There are youtube channels with millions of subscribers yet new vids barely hit tens of thousands.
82 likes for a 5k account is bad

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:53:46 No. 298183 [PM]

>>298176
I have irl acquitances with that many followers and they aren't particularly handsome nor internet personas/cosplayers/whatever.

5000 followers/100 likes in current year social networks is fucking nothing

Specially for a white mexican woman who tries/tried to be an eceleb doing cosplay

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/11/26 (Fri) 21:14:21 No. 298191 [PM]

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>>298183
Ppl don't really know about Paprika's lore

She is just your typical basic bitch, normie woman who likes Zelda and Pokémon

She started cosplaying and talking about games with one guy known as Memo Hiervas, she became a little popular but decided to create her own YouTube channel, anyway, she more or less started become more popular and was getting invited to more events, but eventually her nudes leaked lol and she disappeared for like a year from social media, she then slowly returned to social media and became a kpop fan basic bitch :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 21:16:07 No. 298193 [PM]

>>298191
That's literally the most uninteresting and bland backstory ever

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/11/26 (Fri) 21:18:58 No. 298194 [PM]

>>298193
Trve lol

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:47:59 No. 298158 [PM] [Reply]

💀💀💀

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 19:32:49 No. 298163 [PM]

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>>298160

In the future people are going to be surprised people smoked tobacco instead of vaping it :DDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:47:10 No. 298180 [PM]

>>298162
Plenty of reasons.
First of all for milking you need the subject to be cooperative.
Cows don't care that much, most other animals do.

Second is ease, most cases milk won't come out by itself unless the tit is succ. It is not that easy to get milk out of tits except when they get succ

So yeah it's neither easy nor efficient. Also most females across whatever specie will most likely get angry at you if you try to milk them cuz biologically they are wired to only give milk to care for their offsprings or some shit.

Really cows are the exception because they are unusually cooperative and produce tons of milk.
Even goats are hard to milk, idk how ppl manage.
But yeah kinda strange nobody tried milking pigs. Likely people have tried and it just didn't work lol.

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:50:35 No. 298181 [PM]

>>298180
sows are very aggressive

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:56:20 No. 298184 [PM]

>>298181
Forget that word exists. Funny how western languages have different words for animals depending on their age/sex/etc

Yes makes sense, also kind of elaborated on that point. Mothers with offsprings aren't particularly cooperative regardless of specie.

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 21:08:52 No. 298188 [PM]

>>298184
apparently humans cannot digest elephant milk safely :DDDDD

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:14:38 No. 298139 [PM] [Reply]

no 911 stream

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:50:48 No. 298146 [PM]

911 done to death
Do kirk or smth else

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:56:20 No. 298148 [PM]

>>298146

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:01:07 No. 298149 [PM]

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>>298146

Yeah I was thinking the same

Was thinking abort UK Satanism stream :DDD

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:08:07 No. 298151 [PM]

>>298149
YESH!!!

we need to know where the local fish n chips and foodviewers fill into the pyramid

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/11/26 (Fri) 20:43:30 No. 298178 [PM]

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>>298149

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/11/26 (Fri) 18:26:22 No. 298156 [PM] [Reply]

Pin

Fortune
Mr. DePree believes participative capitalism is the wave of the future. The
U.S. work force, he believes, "more and more demands to be included in the
capitalist system and if we don't find ways to get the capitalist system
to be an inclusive system rather than the exclusive system it has been, we're
all in deep trouble. If we don't find ways to begin to understand that
capitalism's highest potential lies in the common good, not in the individual
good, then we're risking the system itself."
-- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Miller's
Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:38:16 No. 298144 [PM] [Reply]

aww = moby

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Chihuahua City, Chihuahua 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:49:18 No. 298134 [PM] [Reply]

Ody: I HECKIN LOVE TRUMP

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/11/26 (Fri) 17:13:07 No. 298138 [PM]

I heckin love trump

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:39:00 No. 298103 [PM] [Reply]

Ody

thoughts on John Zorn ?_?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:34:25 No. 298107 [PM]

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/11/26 (Fri) 15:15:39 No. 298131 [PM]

Very talented multi instrumentalist
Good call AWW

Fortune
how bout a policy policing policy with a policy for changing the
police policing policy

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 09/11/26 (Fri) 16:13:19 No. 298135 [PM]

zorn means wrath in greman how cool is that

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Piteå Byczyna, Opole Voivodeship 09/11/26 (Fri) 03:50:11 No. 298068 [PM] [Reply]

Adam reached into his double-breasted tuxedo

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Piteå Bern, Bern 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:43:32 No. 298077 [PM]

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:11:21 No. 298101 [PM]

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>>298070

Good film :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:18:47 No. 298102 [PM]

>>298101
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:36:57 No. 298109 [PM]

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>>298102

alan ody poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 14:16:53 No. 298129 [PM]

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>>298101
mayb watch the restored 4k later

bruh the mexican stop fappning sausage one still the best out of these :DDDDD

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/11/26 (Fri) 10:58:14 No. 298104 [PM] [Reply]

had a dream last night where Pizza Thrash Mexican made Ukrainian/mexican fusion food for Chino and Huchi. It was tacos filled with borscht and that weird meat jelly stuff and there were whole boiled potatoes topped with jalapenos. Chino and Huchi both said it was gross and Pizza Thrash Mexican got really upset

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:05:17 No. 298105 [PM]

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that sounds terrible alright

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:23:00 No. 298106 [PM]

Ukrainian Mexican fusion would be more subtle.
Like use chili in borscht

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:34:33 No. 298108 [PM]

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 09/11/26 (Fri) 12:27:29 No. 298118 [PM]

he gets upset about everything

(YOLO)

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/11/26 (Fri) 01:25:19 No. 298055 [PM] [Reply]

Conehead Dawson received shit in the mail

Fortune
Poorochrondria:
    Hypochrondria derived from not having medical insurance.
        -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
         Culture"

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/11/26 (Fri) 01:27:39 No. 298056 [PM]

The UK is a magical place where you can mail your own feces to a porn addicted retard on welfare and he uses his welfare money to record an angry reaction vid about it

Fortune
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 09/11/26 (Fri) 01:46:25 No. 298059 [PM]

ody do you realize you already have 5 threads on the front page

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 09/11/26 (Fri) 01:52:28 No. 298060 [PM]

Fortune
The first requisite for immortality is death.
-- Stanislaw Lem

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 09/11/26 (Fri) 12:23:40 No. 298116 [PM]

lol

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 09/10/26 (Thu) 21:20:43 No. 298013 [PM] [Reply]

it is macabre how quickly my hair grows, I swear I cut it and immediately I am back to this shite. I know hair loss sucks but at least you Norwood niggas don't have to deal with this bullshit lmao

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Piteå Bern, Bern 09/11/26 (Fri) 05:04:51 No. 298073 [PM]

>>298066
lot of ppl here and on mint think he's worthless poster but no use in whining about it continuously

u know how aww alone whines about ody, bad bevensen alone whines about chino, u alone whine about pedochink. don't read anything into it or think that others don't agree, they just don't see a point in continuous whining

bobisme Meppel, Drenthe 09/11/26 (Fri) 07:25:26 No. 298083 [PM]

Wat kinda hair type is dat

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 09/11/26 (Fri) 08:30:45 No. 298085 [PM]

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 09/11/26 (Fri) 11:50:52 No. 298110 [PM]

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>>298050

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 09/11/26 (Fri) 12:17:30 No. 298115 [PM]

i have to buzz twice a week when i had hair i cut like once every 2-3 months

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