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brianna wu 07/17/26 (Fri) 02:46:39 No. 287221 [PM] [Reply]

i OFFICIALLY think i have the diarrhea parasite

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:15:24 No. 287468 [PM]

>>287307
>Ryan gosling
You mean literally you?

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/18/26 (Sat) 07:16:43 No. 287479 [PM]

>>287468
I want millions of white kids to experience what it's like to be martin luther king. Is that a crime?

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 07:44:24 No. 287487 [PM]

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>>287479
No 😭

feelin' Würzburg, Bavaria 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:45:57 No. 287514 [PM]

i did notice Germanoids and people in Germanoidia have more tummy issues

Rated: rated/5

Fortune
Hi! How are things going?
    (just fine, thank you...)
Great! Say, could I bother you for a question?
    (you just asked one...)
Well, how about one more?
    (one more than the first one?)
Yes.
    (you already asked that...)
[at this point, Alphonso gets smart...    ]
May I ask two questions, sir?
    (no.)
May I ask ONE then?
    (nope...)
Then may I ask, sir, how I may ask you a question?
    (yes, you may.)
Sir, how may I ask you a question?
    (you must ask for retroactive question asking privileges for
     the number of questions you have asked, then ask for that
     number plus two, one for the current question, and one for the
     next one)
Sir, may I ask nine questions?
    (go right ahead...)

(YOLO)

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 09:50:49 No. 287524 [PM]

>>287514
All that fummy metals in the water and air from building shit

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White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:06:47 No. 287441 [PM] [Reply]

Turk poster how do you even find bitches to hook up /w @ discord

Like in my boomer mind I imagine public discord services as mostly used by CS niggas and Ozmas

I mean yeah everyone uses discord but for local servers for irl friends… work accquitances at most.

Don't even plan to use to hook up, I'm too old for that shiet. Just curious… Like, I never met a woman using discord unless it was for playing games with bf or whatever. Must be some zoomer shiet.

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:16:28 No. 287469 [PM]

>>287456
Yeah that's why I drink nigga
I don't celebrate it I mourn it

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:17:44 No. 287470 [PM]

>>287466
nigga you talk with them and ask them lol

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:19:23 No. 287471 [PM]

>>287470
what a hassle

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:20:37 No. 287472 [PM]

>>287471
yeah

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/18/26 (Sat) 09:08:21 No. 287517 [PM]

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:13:26 No. 287504 [PM] [Reply]

You're not welcome on Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, CityWalk or any of our resorts or hotels.

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:16:06 No. 287508 [PM]

Roy

Piteå Krakow, Lesser Poland 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:47:09 No. 287515 [PM]

>>287508

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:55:29 No. 287412 [PM] [Reply]

Everyone tell kgs it is in fact funny to get horse and carriage tour of Blackpool and us stream it
NIgga complains about money and he'll simp me 800 quid for a pineapple vape

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 00:48:51 No. 287419 [PM]

>>287418
Leaving on the day rebellion punk fest starts too thank fuck , not up for 50 year old men with mohawks starting at the back of their neck singing about being a teenager and the system

brianna wu 07/18/26 (Sat) 01:55:24 No. 287420 [PM]

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you’re both kinda queerish, why not just fuck

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 02:09:02 No. 287421 [PM]

>>287420
We've a few days we'll see what happens

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 02:09:52 No. 287422 [PM]

>>287420
Also that pic made my head fuzzy I can't understand it
Are they trolling

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/18/26 (Sat) 08:37:50 No. 287512 [PM]

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>>287421
dam cant wait to see you and kgs' gay porn debut

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 03:43:40 No. 287433 [PM] [Reply]

So when my old energy company told me they're merging and I don't have to do anything and my direct debits and stuff would still apply and I didn't need to worry was a total fucking lie and now I've been hit with this
I'm so fucking angry man

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Ecatepec, México 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:00:25 No. 287438 [PM]

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:30:51 No. 287445 [PM]

big oof

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:41:57 No. 287448 [PM]

>>287445
I'll figure it out, just tell them to double the monthly bill to pay it off
But I literally have this in writing I have no idea why they didn't even send me a hey you're racking up a bill here letter
Still going to Blackpool and riding a donkey tho :D
SO ANGRY
most the house is clean though
It's crazy how productive I can be when my pancreas isn't actively trying to kill me
Well me being afraid of going to the hospital for a year

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 05:42:55 No. 287449 [PM]

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>>287448
Been playing with my transformers to cheer up
Decided I'm going to heavy get back in to them

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/18/26 (Sat) 06:01:01 No. 287462 [PM]

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>>287445
Look
I'm literally not being dramatic they fucking SAID THIS

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:47:47 No. 287353 [PM] [Reply]

this man is a fucking moron

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Piteå Bern, Bern 07/17/26 (Fri) 19:05:41 No. 287367 [PM]

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>>287366

Piteå Katowice, Silesia 07/17/26 (Fri) 19:21:07 No. 287369 [PM]

Not gonna watch but he does look good in the thumbnail. Also is he like a preacher I thought he was a psychiatrist professor.

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/17/26 (Fri) 19:29:55 No. 287371 [PM]

>>287369
the premise the atheists r there under is christian vs 20 atheists, but this guy spends the time (the few minutes that i bothered to watch at least) hair splitting on his personal definition of theism and atheism

>psychiatrist professor
clinical psychologist or something

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 19:49:13 No. 287374 [PM]

Is he not like dead in a hypobaric chamber like house from new Vegas

Piteå Laziska Gorne, Silesia 07/18/26 (Sat) 03:36:21 No. 287431 [PM]

>>287371
Ya tbh these debates are Always incredibly stupid and miss the point of religion completely

Also I dislike Jordan Peterson after hearing him comment on how readily he prescribes habit forming, highly addictive drugs to his patients even tho he nearly totally btfo'd his own life to drug addiction and the only reason he made it out safely was because he could buy ideal circumstances at remote expense drug rehab

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:26:31 No. 287213 [PM] [Reply]

Ody = Glupp Shitto

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 15:51:04 No. 287326 [PM]

Liam Liam = The Mighty Boosh

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 15:59:07 No. 287327 [PM]

>>287326
Mister Hong Kong

who is your favourite member in XG ?_?

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:09:01 No. 287330 [PM]

>>287327
none

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:10:56 No. 287331 [PM]

>>287327
cool hair tho on dem sisters

AsianWomenWorshipper 07/18/26 (Sat) 00:35:35 No. 287416 [PM]

>>287330
>>287331
Gala is the best kpop song of all time (the girls are all Jap but musically they're a k-pop group)

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Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 15:05:03 No. 287313 [PM] [Reply]

preordered chongming love and jade maiden think they'll be a great addition to my collection

(YOLO)

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 15:20:03 No. 287317 [PM]

Wrong kong (pornrotted): "he clearly means asian prostitutes"

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:06:11 No. 287344 [PM]

>>287317
Lol
Yeah that's what I also thought sounds like the artistic name of some azn prostitute :DD

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 22:26:53 No. 287401 [PM]

>>287317
>>287344
im gay

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:51:42 No. 287407 [PM]

>>287314
Kys

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:52:02 No. 287408 [PM]

>>287313
Garden pix ?_?

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/16/26 (Thu) 02:11:28 No. 286912 [PM] [Reply]

me, Turkposter and Hong Kong are the smartest people on this board by far, everyone else is just soygaping and sodomising themselves over nonsense

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:43:14 No. 287350 [PM]

>>287343
There is but they're dog shit
Id be ashamed to show you them
We have them in loads of cities

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:48:20 No. 287379 [PM]

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>>287343

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:55:36 No. 287380 [PM]

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>>287350

I like playing on the old machines

The new ones with the big screens are scammy af lol

They do have a casino in blackpool with poker tables tho

I just like the arcades and winning brain rot cards lol :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 20:56:41 No. 287381 [PM]

>>287380
Mario's Pizza would never scam you, just sayin :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/17/26 (Fri) 23:44:42 No. 287405 [PM]

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>>287381

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Ecatepec, México 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:12:47 No. 287233 [PM] [Reply]

LMAO

He's desperate

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White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 06:50:54 No. 287250 [PM]

>>287248
I wonder if you'd still be able to get your supply of HRT living in Drumpf's administration.

White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 06:51:07 No. 287251 [PM]

>>287249
agreed

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:04:08 No. 287255 [PM]

>>287250
um yes it's big country and internal post isn't as strictly monitored as stuff coming from abroad

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:47:58 No. 287354 [PM]

>>287255
Nigger don't you dare start booking plastic bags

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:55:50 No. 287361 [PM]

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White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:54:06 No. 287114 [PM] [Reply]

I really don't know what to eat for breakfast other than egg

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White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 02:10:45 No. 287217 [PM]

>>287216
Better shits
Sounds African so you are woke

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 04:32:10 No. 287226 [PM]

>>287217
that's 5head af

Witch Moscow, Moscow 07/17/26 (Fri) 11:41:21 No. 287290 [PM]

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>>287216
The main reason is I wanted to do something with the semolina I have here (it expires you know w) and I didn't want to do porridge -_-
Also heard semolina is probably better for food than just flour, like less nutrients ground into dust or something

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 12:10:40 No. 287291 [PM]

>>287290
1. flour doesnt expire when chill or frozen

2. semolina is just wheat, so its still just flour

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:46:24 No. 287352 [PM]

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>>287226
And giant gums :D

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 11:29:56 No. 287284 [PM] [Reply]

ILLIT chads stay winning…

Umbasa

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:15:00 No. 287345 [PM]

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:18:20 No. 287346 [PM]

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>>287345

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:20:11 No. 287347 [PM]

wonhee's top qt

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:41:45 No. 287348 [PM]

>>287347
I like Yunah best

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 18:44:54 No. 287351 [PM]

>>287348
i did too at first because she looks fierce like yeji

but you can tell clearly she is not really into her idol job lol

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/14/26 (Tue) 09:49:13 No. 286459 [PM] [Reply]

computer ripd in thunderstorm should i get used power adaptor or is the motherboard likely ripd aswell

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Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:11:08 No. 287259 [PM]

also thunderstorm again tonight lol jumped out of bed and pulled all plugs bet the russians are behind this

(YOLO)

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 07:33:08 No. 287260 [PM]

two typhoons on my tail in the hong kong twice

its a okay tho they both missed me (i have real nibbana aura)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:19:15 No. 287333 [PM]

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bruh thunderstorm is comming

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:21:22 No. 287334 [PM]

afk

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:24:09 No. 287335 [PM]

>>287334
stay safe bro

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 14:48:39 No. 287312 [PM] [Reply]

Huchi coded

puppy liker 07/17/26 (Fri) 15:45:50 No. 287325 [PM]

he does hate fun.

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:01:12 No. 287328 [PM]

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>>287325
slander

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/17/26 (Fri) 16:08:55 No. 287329 [PM]

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>>287325

Chinpo has the skidibi toilet bagpack in fortnite :DDD

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 12:18:30 No. 287294 [PM] [Reply]

New

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/17/26 (Fri) 12:27:35 No. 287295 [PM]

femalware

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 14:30:37 No. 287308 [PM]

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>>287295

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