No. 301718 [PM]
We’re going to tear apart and analyze point by point the video from legendary food devourer Daym Drops, who went all in on Popeyes' new creation: the Honey Chicken Biscuit (basically a breaded chicken sandwich wedged inside a honey drenched biscuit).
The carbased feast:
Good ol' Daym pulls into the parking lot as is his custom in these videos, and shows off the food arsenal he just bought at Popeyes. He picked up several Honey Chicken Biscuits to see if this damn thing is the real deal or just some motherfucking marketing hype.
Visual inspection of the biscuit:
He compares the sandwich's biscuit to a classic Popeyes biscuit. He notes that the bread looks a "little bigger and improved," but when he places it on top, he realizes it's pretty much the same damn thing.
The first bite of death (Extreme dryness):
He takes the first bite "a cappella", no sauces or anything else. His face changes instantly: his mouth turns into the Sonoran Desert itself. He literally says, "Oh, you dry… I'm dry."
The honey hydration experiment:
The guy pulls out the wild honey packets to glaze the dough and see if he can "liquidate the situation." He takes another bite… and the damn thing is still drier than your grandma's ankles!
Saved by the miracle water:
Facing imminent respiratory arrest from choking, Daym takes a swig of an ice cold Popeyes drink ("sweet slushy water") because the damn dough got stuck hard in his throat.
Trying the heavy-duty version (With bacon and cheese):
He pulls out the second sandwich, which comes with crispy bacon and melted cheese. Since he didn't get any grape jelly, he pulls a leftover Burger King sauce out of nowhere to slather on it.
The harsh truth vs. Brioche bun:
He makes a killer comparison here. He mentions that last week he tried the same combo chicken, honey, bacon, and cheese, but served on a brioche bun, and it was insanely delicious. On the Popeyes biscuit, however, it’s a crime against humanity.
The final verdict:
Does it taste good? Yes. Is it practical to eat without dying? Not a chance, holy shit! He concludes that the food is so damn dry it makes you want to go back to the office and smack the hell out of your boss with an open hand. He dubs it the "Fight Club Chicken Biscuit."
The price: He reveals that his whole order cost $2.05 thanks to app promotions, acknowledging that Popeyes looks out for the average person's wallet, unlike the competition.