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  No. 290710 [PM] [Reply]

I’m coming out as something but I haven’t decided what it is yet
Maybe Muslim or non-binary
Maybe a reality show fan ? need to spice up my life tbh
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>>290735
>Did you watch this leftist podcast?

Fortune
The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!

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>>290741
Fuck off, Jew

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I was hacked sorry guys

Hate when that happens

am yisrael chai tea

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>>290741
It's all over twitter I'm sure you're fucking mad cryto fash Simps picked it up
Like I've never watched a hassan podcast I bet you have

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reinventing yourself every 2 year? (love that,,,,,)



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  No. 290566 [PM] [Reply]

Italian food and whisky
Like what else do you really need
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>>290709
Get a job Wigga

Fortune
The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a
soda can, when discarded will last forever ... and a $7,000 car which
when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.

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>>290714
Can't, keeping ahold of my money for taxis to hospital and recovery etc because I can't drive a car because I am a paranoid mess with epilepsy
Kgs actually seen it in action

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>>290757



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  No. 290746 [PM] [Reply]

all women run WomanOS 100% of the time
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>>290749
I want this bitch to breastfeed me lol :DDD

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>>290751
earn more than her and be married

  No. 290753 [PM]

complete scum without any self reflection, just running the same script
a woman has nothing to do and automatically lives like aristocracy
those privileges given to a male would produce intellectuals and researchers
instead
whores, whores, whores
I wish john lennon was still alive to see this

  No. 290754 [PM]

first time buddha left his palace and took selfies
second time buddha left his palace and took selfies
third time buddha left his palace and took selfies

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and the men came to jesus and said we dont have enough bread and stuff and jesus said
give me a selfie stick i want to photograph my tits in front of these beggars
and then shame other people for looking at them



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  No. 289021 [PM] [Reply]

Im warming to Christian morality. It is far better to believe that we just dont know wat do we do and that God will forgive us than believing in dat we all have a fascistic quality to us all
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>>290736
I am team oats :DDD

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>>290738
Yea oats are cool
I mostly eat "pre-made" oats or something, like the ones you just pour hot water in and wait for 10 minutes, no actual boiling/pot needed.

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>>290740
post pics of ur porridge collection :DDD

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>>290742
Actually maybe I will lol, but definitely not tonight

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>>290743
this gonna be a Chino bunnysuit pics situation, the people hunger for porridge pics!



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  No. 290668 [PM] [Reply]

Learning to drive on the left side of the road isn't nearly as bad as people say.
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>>290669
Also have u ever tried

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>>290672
no was just remembering when was in uk w/ dad and he rented car his only comment about it was that it was interesting mental exercise

if it was hard they wouldn't let u drive in first place

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>>290675
Ya it's not too difficult

Only somewhat unpleasant part is that it was first time driving with my girlfriend and she's an extremely nervous passenger which makes it rather hard to keep things light on an hour drive

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It's only difficult when you're drunk tbh and forget

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There was that old joke:

A man is driving and his wife calls him:
"Honey please be careful they say on the news a psycho is wrong-way driving"
"That's not just ONE psycho, they are thousands!"



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  No. 290721 [PM] [Reply]

Is the UK really like this

Fortune
The early worm gets the bird.

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Raped the CSA today :DDD

Fortune
[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold
a press conference where you announce that they have a street value
of $850 million. These raids never fail, because ALL high schools,
including brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana
cigarettes in the lockers. As far as anyone can tell, the locker
factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a
piece of human sleaze. This also never fails, because you always
get a conviction. A juror at a pornography trial is not about to
state for the record that he finds nothing obscene about a movie
where actors engage in sexual activities with live snakes and a
fire extinguisher. He is going to convict the bookstore owner, and
vote for the death penalty just to make sure nobody gets the wrong
impression.
        -- Dave Barry, "Pornography"


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Courtroom. The judge is about to speak the sentencing. All the proceedings, deliberation, hearings, are over and done with. The verdict is known and expected - guilty, - the judge is about to explain just how guilty the defendant is. Need not to pay any attention to from what it all started, it is all already over

— Henceforth, I announce my verdict. Guilty! Without a speck of a doubt, guilty in the face of it, affront to the innocence itself. You are, by your own actions or inactions, have made it sure that youll get this justice and the justice has been served, now, there is no doubt at all, your guilt is proven without a doubt and you must accept this fact.

You are guilty of being you, because you are wat you are, a liar without a grain of conscience, your being is expemplified by opposition to everything and wat you are is nothing. You are nothing, I have judged you, and now you are guilty in that you are nothing, your name had been striked out and now your existence, your being is without a name. There is nothing you can do, you never could, because you are miserable coward driven by own pithy cowardice, by comfort and convinience, without any skills or quality, your whole life is reduced by me into nothingness, all your memory is dust under my hammer, and there is nothing you can do. That is wat you are, an opposition to creativity, enemy of the artistry, smeared dirt on the pavement that you are, without anything to speak of your voice is not yours - when you speak, words come out but are spoken by entirely different person. There is not a single thing that can be you, because all wat is left of you has been rendered insignificant, reduced to the level appropriate, the justice served. Justice has been served! And youve found guilty of not being, there is no longer you, I sentence you to death. Axe should fall on your neck! To prove the world, the society, that no human, no person, could live alongside you on this world. To sever the head that is no longer yours, it has been alienated from you, stolen, taken into custody

Axe should befall on your neck! For that youve never been patriotic, youve never been a husband, never been a son. Never been, you, now your cowardice has been noticed and justice has been served. All that was stolen by you, will be expropriated and given back, your body will be torn apart and given to all the humanity, piece by piece, because everyone deserves to get their equal share of you that is no lonPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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yenisei they're wondering about u on mint board rn

>>290683
rude

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>>290684
That doesnt sound like a good thing… Eh, nah, not gonna open dat site (I already did just dont want to post)

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>>290685
i should do max 1 ib too..

didn't have concentration to read these long posts here yet. going to finlan in two days and maybe having unfinished stuff is making me anxious or sth

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>>290688
Eh, I dont think you miss much… Youll probably wont like it any way and I dont really feel like continuing with the argument in the very long post. Dunno, it is not wat I wanted to say, so Ill write different some other time(yeah, posting on one board is huge labour already)

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you're honour if you cut off my head two more will grow in its place and i will be more than i was before, therefore being even more criminal, and in fact merely suggesting it makes you a partner in crime

Rated: 2/5



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  No. 290694 [PM] [Reply]

crazy ps/2 keyboard has better latency than modern expensive keyboard

we had it better :DDD

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Drinking this

Thinking about liams sun burn :DDD

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>>290701
Skins nearly healed but my eyelids still sting like fuck

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>>290704
Sitting in the dark like a mfr



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remembering that one time asmongold called african slums Rust bases

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>>290696
me on the right

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New

Capitalism is What's Killing the Video Game Industry, Not “Woke”
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>>290673
Have some self-awareness, please

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>>290676
I only bought few games I'm out of this thing labubu :DDD

  No. 290692 [PM]

Trying to buy some games on steam, shit is so fucking bleak

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>>290692
what games?

also play TF2, it's free

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>>290692
>buy



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@chino

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It's time to get churchpilled :DDD

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>>290660
mormons don't go to church they go to meetinghouse or chapel

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and temple on rarer occasions



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  No. 290667 [PM] [Reply]

no, hungarian chinpo, Ted Bundy wasn't "chudmaxxing"

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Hear me out
GTA but in tel aviv
I would play it
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>>290651

I would have turned that rabbit into a soup after that lol :DDD

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>>290652
I mean a game with SR2's kinda writing would never be made today

just look at the dogshit 2022 Saints Row reboot :DDD

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>>290655

This labubu has the same mindset as a n64 player

Will play the most trash ass game but beacuse it came out when he could still get his weewee hard it's a good game

This nigga didn't even play the 2022 saints row dobi repack yet talks about the game like he took a loan out to play it :DDD

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>>290658

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>>290658
bro what are you even talking about 😭😂



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