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White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/13/26 (Tue) 04:42:51 No.238227 [Reply]

Guide for every poster to post long ass videos:

AWW can post 1 hour long albums of hedgehogs in heat screwing guitars if he watches Chino's videos about lost Burger King toys.
Chino post burger king lost toys if he watches Ody's absolute who youtube e-celeb influencer drama.
Ody can post absolute who youtube e-celeb influencers if he listens the 1 hour long albums of hedgehogs in heat screwing a bass guitar.

Approved staffas media: Bald 40 year old English men reviewing Tesco slop.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/13/26 (Tue) 04:49:58 No.238228

I’m baked and watching a kick show making fun of leftoids
It’s over for me

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) Luxembourg, Luxembourg 01/12/26 (Mon) 12:36:38 No.238069 [Reply]

Kgs = heavy
Hong Kong = spy
AWW = scout
Liam = demoman
Adam = engineer
Pizza Thrash Mexican = medic
Ody = sniper
Hungarian Chinpo = soldier
Chino = pyro

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超色廢人 01/12/26 (Mon) 13:33:05 No.238090

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>>238073
aww do you like cosplay girls/javs

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) 01/12/26 (Mon) 13:54:53 No.238094

>>238090
JAV is great, Jinguuji Nao is my JAVfu

cosplay shit is kinda gay imo

超色廢人 01/12/26 (Mon) 13:58:50 No.238096

>>238094
respectable reply dont know her tho

fair enough not for everybody

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 01/12/26 (Mon) 15:47:28 No.238112

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>>238090
This girl is just Enji Night without the ass

廢色超人 01/13/26 (Tue) 03:56:59 No.238223

>>238112
yeah on the surface it does seem your girl is superior and much healthier generally

has more fat, softer face and nose, no need for coloured contact for cosplay accuracy in this instance, no tattoos

already looks good without showing much skin in the first pic

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/13/26 (Tue) 02:47:08 No.238214 [Reply]

When you remix the remix

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/13/26 (Tue) 02:49:02 No.238215

We hecking love el senor chino on staffas.org

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/13/26 (Tue) 02:51:01 No.238216

i tried this game but didn't last more than 12 hours. the combat was bit too easy tho fun. good music, comfy mood, tho don't think that urban setting is my thing

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Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 01/13/26 (Tue) 01:09:02 No.238206 [Reply]

watching Twinless

Piteå Chicago, Illinois 01/13/26 (Tue) 01:58:44 No.238212

Well was Natalie being shady or not?

Spill the tea already!

Piteå Council Bluffs, Iowa 01/13/26 (Tue) 02:19:01 No.238213

>>238212
cracka you know that’s just a photo of her

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/13/26 (Tue) 01:27:05 No.238211 [Reply]

2026 is the year everything comes up Milhouse for Staffas

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:18:00 No.238185 [Reply]

Swissy is pink pony club coded

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:35:29 No.238187

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:42:44 No.238188

>>238187
Too busy watching updates on War Noir sorry

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/13/26 (Tue) 00:09:21 No.238190

>>238188
interesting

Piteå Chicago, Illinois 01/13/26 (Tue) 00:35:19 No.238199

>>238187
ameri flag guy genuinely did btfo a surprising number of people there

Piteå 01/13/26 (Tue) 00:36:18 No.238200

>>238199
it's not that surprising when you consider he's fighting libtards

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:52:33 No.238189 [Reply]

He’s too poor for Christmas

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 17:19:08 No.238125 [Reply]

Mexislav

Thoughts on Mexican archetypes? :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 17:59:21 No.238127

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:22:38 No.238128

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>>238127
I was playing Mario Kart and Gang beast with her

Rate :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:36:35 No.238130

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>>238128

How much did you pay :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:56:07 No.238133

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>>238130
Nothin lol

I have been watching her streams for over a year so I don't pay :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:10:35 No.238184

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>>238133

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 01/12/26 (Mon) 10:02:53 No.238051 [Reply]

KGS be like silver is overvalued dont buy it

idk man dont talk cheese to rats :DDD

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 15:29:55 No.238110

>>238099
every straight man wants to look like this

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 01/12/26 (Mon) 15:43:26 No.238111

>>238110
big if true

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 01/12/26 (Mon) 15:48:19 No.238113

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>>238110

Fleeting Moment Moscow, Moscow 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:06:04 No.238182

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"Nobody will know my wealth but there will be signs" :DD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:09:29 No.238183

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>>238113

No one vapes in Malta :DDD

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 21:23:29 No.238161 [Reply]

Mexislav

This is us 🤭☺️

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I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:23:06 No.238175

>>238173
Imagine you die of alcohol poisoning trying to keep up with Roy :DDDDD

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:25:47 No.238177

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literally Chino

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:25:49 No.238178

>>238175
i would have 0 issue

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:27:01 No.238179

>>238171
Turkposter irl be like :DD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:28:17 No.238180

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>>238179

3rd world spirits is straight up cleaning alcohol lol that shit is nasty :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) 01/12/26 (Mon) 21:24:11 No.238163 [Reply]

imagine showing pizza thrash mexican some profound music and he tells you to turn that shite off so he can listen to pizza thrash and Adele :DDD

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:04:14 No.238169

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>>238168

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:08:30 No.238170

>>238168
and before anyone denies the pizza qualities of that album, let us contend with this record which came out three years earlier, is far more proto-black/death and is wholisticly far less pizza-esque fundamentally as a work in of itself. Sure there are certain humourous elements which are almost mockingly self-referentially pizza thrash, but that deliberate blasé nonchalant irreverence towards pizza is itself a firm rejection of pizza thrash as a musical concept, whereas pizza thrash is a regressive idea based on faux-nostalgia and a pastiche of facsimiles of ideas

East Turkestan berserker chinpo Budapest, Budapest 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:19:16 No.238172

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Aww be like "listen to this musical masterpiece" and it's a hedgehog in heat screwing a bass guitar pickup while in the background an angle grinder is having commutator problems

AsianWomenWorshipper (flanged) 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:22:50 No.238174

>>238172
all true. every last word

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 22:23:16 No.238176

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Not a fan of avant garde in general.
Good rythm but I'm too dumb to understand the melody.

Sorry fam you are listening to Adele :DD

Piteå New York, New York 01/12/26 (Mon) 20:56:26 No.238154 [Reply]

the femboy/tranny having a bigger weiner than u
why is this such a common occurence

Rated: 1/5

White shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 21:04:11 No.238155

It was turkposter tyre and it was wg

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 21:04:27 No.238156

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Skinny max my lafufu :DDD

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 21:20:39 No.238160

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feelin' fine Herbstein, Hesse 01/12/26 (Mon) 20:53:46 No.238152 [Reply]

Rated: 5/5

Fortune
For reservations, call your travel agent.

(YOLO)

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 01/12/26 (Mon) 20:55:49 No.238153

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悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:31:13 No.238129 [Reply]

entity encounter

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:59:09 No.238136

Piteå Oslo, Oslo County 01/12/26 (Mon) 19:00:53 No.238137

>>238132
More like sigma going up to the weird gay kid to pretend to be nice but actually bully and said weird gay kid is too socially unaware to realize

悪行三昧 Bern, Bern 01/12/26 (Mon) 19:06:43 No.238138

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